Alpacas

Okay.

Look at the person closest to you. Stare them down until they finally look at you all wierded out, saying “what?!”

Tell them this knock-knock joke:

Knock Knock.

Who’s there?

Alpaca.

Alpaca who?

Alpaca the car, you pack-a the suitcase.

Hardy har-har!

On that note, I’m getting some homework done so I can have a free weekend.

Tell me your best knock-knock (or joke in general) joke to keep me sane. Please?

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  1. kat

    Ok its not a knock knock joke but its funny.
    What is beethovens favorite fruit?
    BANANANA!!
    Maybe it sounds better when you can actually hear it lol

  2. Well, I don’t know a knock-knock joke of worth quality, but the first joke that popped into my head was one that makes me laugh everytime, and though it may not work on you, I enjoy telling it anyways. 😛

    There are two muffins sitting in an oven. The first one looks at the second and says “Man, it’s getting pretty hot in here.” The second muffin freaks out and screams “AHH, A TALKING MUFFIN!”

    I know, it’s lame, but that’s just me. 😛

  3. eeek.homework.i know what you mean, it’s crunch time.

    okay..here’s my joke..i bust out laughing EVERYtime.
    knock knock
    who’s there
    little old lady
    little old lady who???
    i didn’t know you could yodel!!!!
    hahahahahhahaaaa. wow. so funny!!! (least i think so)

  4. Angela

    Classic: What do you call a sleep walking nun?

    A Roamin’ Catholic

  5. What did the girl mushroom say about the boy mushroom after their first date?

    “You know, he really is a fun guy!”

  6. I’m bad at jokes. Really bad. So I will spare you. I’m also trying to finish the semester. Only a few more days! I hope you are able to get all your work done, sweet woman. Thank you so much for sharing with me tonight. I hope you have a wonder-filled Friday!

  7. I don’t know any jokes, but hope you make it to the weekend in one (mental) piece! have a nice w-e 🙂

  8. What is the opposite of Dominoes?

    Domi doesn’t know 🙂

    Crap, but cute!

  9. Hahahah! That’s awesome! Definitely the best knock knock joke I’ve heard in a looooong time.

    I thought you’f like this one:
    Did you hear about the cat that swallowed Mrs. Claus’ yarn?
    She had mittens!

  10. jen

    LOL! I love it and I’m going to use it on my husband 😉

    What kind of bees make milk?
    BOO-BEES 🙂

    Jen

  11. Hahaha! I love a good joke (or a bad one, actually)! 😀

    This is a long joke, but it always makes me giggle:

    One day a husband decided to go to a pet store and get his wife a bird for Christmas, so he goes to the pet store and asks the manager if he has anything special. The manager brings him over to a beautiful bird named Chet and tells him that Chet can sing, and that he’ll show him.

    The manager then takes a lighter out of his pocket and lights it a few inches underneath Chet’s right foot. Chet begins to sing, “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way…”

    The manager then lights his lighter under Chet’s left foot, and Chet begins to sing, “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know…” The husband is very impressed, sure that his wife will absolutely love this bird, so he buys Chet.

    He brings the bird home and presents it to his wife as a Christmas gift. She is very happy and says the bird is beautiful. The husband tells her that the bird can sing, and he takes his lighter and lights it beneath Chet’s right foot, and Chet begins to sing, “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle All the Way…”

    The wife is thrilled and asks if he can do anything else. The husband then lights the lighter under Chet’s left foot and Chet begins to sing, “I’m dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used to know…”

    The wife is overwhelmed and asks, “What would happen if you put the lighter under both of his feet at the same time?”

    The husband says that he doesn’t know, but they could try it. So the husband puts the lighter under both of the birds feet and the bird begins to sing, “Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire….”

    LOL! Hope you enjoyed it. 😉

  12. I think my jokes (even if they were good) won’t make any sense in English so I will skip that part and just say that the new pictures on your photography site are stunning. No joke!

    And absolutely unrelated to this post… I finally see the real look of your layout (I knew my brother’s laptop was waaaay better than my PC) and the fonts look perfectly fine 🙂 .

  13. How do you kill a whole circus in one go?
    Go for the juggler… 🙂

    Love Teddie’s blog!

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